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The Ninja Loses

December 9th, 2008 (11:05 pm)
groggy

current mood: groggy

Gojirazard (10:58:39 PM): .... Three times three is nine, right?
Gojirazard (10:58:42 PM): You've fallen in love with me again, haven't you?
SunstarPhoenix (10:58:51 PM): are you talking to nikki?
Gojirazard (10:58:54 PM): .... .... You're too slow!

Martha is a ninja turtle.

occultkat [userpic]

What is this...nudge thing?

August 24th, 2008 (02:34 pm)
confused

current mood: confused
current song: Empire Strikes First~Bad Religion

And what is it for? It told me update...what am I sapost to say?

>_>

<_< whaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttt

occultkat [userpic]

Aw crap

March 7th, 2008 (06:54 pm)
busy

current mood: busy

Gojirazard (6:51:44 PM): Three times three is nine, right?
Gojirazard (6:51:51 PM): You've fallen in love with me again, haven't you?
dominiquesdeath (6:51:51 PM): yes
dominiquesdeath (6:51:53 PM): no
dominiquesdeath (6:51:55 PM): damnit
Gojirazard (6:51:57 PM): XD
dominiquesdeath (6:51:59 PM): hehehehe
Gojirazard (6:52:01 PM): Ninja'D!

Yes, I had to think about what 3x3 is.

occultkat [userpic]

Terminated

January 9th, 2008 (08:01 am)
sleepy
Tags: ,

current mood: sleepy
current song: Sorrow of The Drum from the Hellsing soundtrack

It happened almost a week ago, and its still bothering me. I keep losing sleep over it so I decided I guess I better talk about it (to myself) and get it out. I'm so fucking tired.

My insurance has terminated me. Dropped me like a rock. I assume this is some house my fault, being diagnosed so young with a chronic illness. I was going to be 60+ years of medical commitment. I was really going to use the system like it was intended.

Le gasp, cant have that. Paying into the system AND getting something out of it? Poppy cock, we will not have such foolishness.

My doctors and parents said this would never happen. There was no way something like this could happen. I would cry thinking about it, I was sure it was coming. Everyone kept insisting that they wouldnt do it, that they couldnt.

But see, they did. So now what do I do?

Well...I guess it's okay...Just means I have the prefect excuse to never have a shot again.
no more pills.
I did always have this thing against exercise, when my legs go I can stop worrying about it too.

So many less things to worry about.

P.S. Obama is hot but I dont like his stance on education

occultkat [userpic]

Stolen from Goji-this just in, stolen from Yoshi

December 11th, 2007 (02:59 pm)
current song: Silent Hill 4-Room of Angels

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I helped [info]chakrus hide a body (-173 points). In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for [info]chakrus (-10 points). Last Thursday I punched [info]chakrus in the arm (-10 points). Last month I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-567 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
occultkat

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:



I only have one friend

occultkat [userpic]

Stolen from Yoshi

November 20th, 2007 (02:26 pm)
Tags: ,

1. The age you will be on your next birthday.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/I-20.svg/600px-I-20.svg.png

2. A place you'd like to travel.
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/europe/italy/Italy_color.GIF

3. Your favorite place
http://www.mms.gov/mmskids/Energy/SavingEnergyatHome3.gif

4. Your favorite object
http://tiki.oneworld.net/food/food_title.jpg

5. Your favorite food
http://home.vicnet.net.au/~ozideas/images/Chinese%20logos.gif

6. Your favoriet animal
http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/pastel/905/Wolf%20Warrior%20Logo.jpg

7. Your Favorite color
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0c/Ski_trail_rating_symbol-black_diamond.svg/600px-Ski_trail_rating_symbol-black_diamond.svg.png

8. Town you were born in.
http://www.lambiek.net/artists/w/whitney_ogden/whitney_ogden_1952.jpg

9. Town that you live in
http://www.stereolaffs.com/old_site/images/sandy.jpg

10. Name of past pet
http://ruffernyc.com/images/ruffer2.jpg

11. First name of a past love
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/colinfarrell/colin_farrell1_300_400.jpg
I wish man

13. You nickname screen name
http://www.transfur.com/Gallery/ViewImage.ashx?Image=5498&Embedded=1
...Irony

14. Your first name.
http://www.whichcame1st.com/images/Dominique-Hourani/Dominique-Hourani.jpg
Damn she's fine...

15. Your Middle name
http://www.nba.com/media/celtics/emily_diary300422.jpg
Daaaaaamn

16. Your last name
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/familyhistory/get_started/images/wdytya3_06_lawson.jpg
I am the luckiest person ever

17. Bad habit of yours
http://www.gamesandcelebrations.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/yhst-74775243689187_1867_34440.jpg

18. Your first job
http://interns.unon.org/gallery/images/intern%20(where%20is%20my%20report).JPG

19.Your grandmothers name. (Err...Paternal or Maternal? Well, guess I'll do Maternal)
http://z.about.com/d/space/1/7/n/L/norma.gif

20. Your major in college
http://www.malettsc.org/images/PPE%20SWAT%20GROUP.jpg

Did anyone else notice 12 was missing? Sorry the links, I forgot how to html code fucking pictures, like the first fucking thing I ever learned.

occultkat [userpic]

Oh, P.S.

November 20th, 2007 (02:01 pm)
dorky

current mood: dorky
current song: Wake Me Up When September Ends by Greenday

I got a job bitches. ^_^

My old boss, as it turned out, has friends with MS and understand my problems so he's going to help me out and let me work for him again.

Mom calls him an angel.

Its too bad though, all the people I worked with are gone but Dumbass (err, that's what we always call him...I dont know his real name. It might be Chris.)

Bears nickname was Cockmonger
Al's nickname was "Hey Fat Bastard"
And mine was like...Jumper or Twitch I cant remember.

occultkat [userpic]

5 kids not enough for you? Add 3 more!

November 20th, 2007 (01:51 pm)
aggravated
Tags:

current mood: aggravated
current song: Everybody's Fool by Evanescenes

Ugh, if it wasnt disgusting enough that she did all that naruto porn but now she's got some lovely Avatar: The Last Airbender porn.

2 15 year old girls and a 16 year old boy (16 is legal in some states, that one can slide) Having a jolly ole orgy of cat girl fun.

You know, I dont hate her for doing this crap (oh wait...yes I do) I hate her for saying she wouldnt do that crap and then doing this crap.

That needs a better translation.


I hate her for being a sell out!

Arania-Jenny, once again I judge you! I sentance you not only to poverty but to the horror a mother faces when she stares down a pedophile.

P.S. Have I done this song before? I just use whatever playing on shuffle on Itunes, oh well, it fucking fits.

occultkat [userpic]

Stolen From Githe

November 1st, 2007 (11:24 pm)

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[]Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75

Eye Color:
[x]Brown - $1
[] Green - $75
[] Blue $50
[] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15

Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[]6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[x] 4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45

Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[x]19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[x] First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[]Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $100
[] fourth born - $100
[] fifth born - $100

Drink?
[]No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends500 - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$

Vision?
[] perfect vision -$300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[x]Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1

Car(s) Color
[] Pink - $2,000
[x] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Red - $400
[]Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0
[] Other - $ 50

Shoe Size:
[]13+ - $300
[] 12.5 to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $700
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $550

Favorite Color:
[x] Black - $450
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[x] Yes - $0
[]no- $1000
[] on some - $550

I'm worth 2486 if i did this right

occultkat [userpic]

That Wicked Lie

October 31st, 2007 (12:25 am)
crushed

current mood: crushed
current song: Easily by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Ah, I know, 3 in one night, but I like to keep it one post one subject.

Over the weekend I had my little brother and sister over, and was talking about their dad's girlfriend, who's this mean ole bitch. The first time I met her, she wouldn’t talk to me, but when I left the room to go tuck my brother in for bed she started to bitch to my friend on how disrespect we are.

Last year, I asked if I could come over for Thanksgiving and Ben said yes, two days before Thanksgiving, Ben called and canceled, telling me I'd cause too much trouble.

So I said sure, okay, whatever, and hung up and cried my eyes out for 3 days

So over the weekend we were talking about her, and how I couldn’t forgive her for that. Damien looked at me funny and said "Oh that’s what happened?" and I said "Why, did you hear it differently?" To which he said "Yeah, Becky said you didn’t want to come over because you didn’t want to pay for the pie."

Have you ever wanted to drive across town just to beat the shit out of a person? Sure, I'm a big bitch with my big mouth, but physical violence isn’t my thing, but at the moment I want to find/borrow/steal a crow bar and bash a skull in.

Oh, there will be blood

…bitch

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